Tiny Diaries

These 2.6″ by 3.7″ tiny journals are great for jotting down notes, to-do lists or profound realizations. They feature 112 gold-edged pages with a foil stamped felt cover.

And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those notable farts.

Fart Journal: That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history. That’s only one in our series of tiny diaries–we’ll do others based on similar ‘activities.’ Features 112 pages

Tiny Diary for Tiny Thoughts: This luxurious felt-covered hardbound book features 112 gilded-edge pages–each one lined, perfect for jotting down notes, to-do lists, or profound realizations like–why is everyone so fascinated that every snowflake is unique? So are potatoes, and people couldn’t care less about that.

The Definitely Not My Passwords – A Tiny Password Diary is here. Every page will include space to write down passwords and what they’re used for. Think of all the passwords your grandchild will read as they flip through this window trying to figure out what inheritance you left them. With space for the login, password, or security question, this password diary will ensure your online accounts will live on, making sure you get that 40% off coupon even in the year 3000.

The Tiny Sex Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest escapade. Think of all the memories future you will look back on as you flip through this window to your own sexual history. Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst sensual experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this sex diary will ensure your sultry stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how alluring.